A Git
Guide to Dating
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Go to bar
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Find hot girl,
git checkout
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If found to be unattractive,
git diff
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git pull
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If lacking personality,
git revert HEAD^
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Inquire about sister
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If exists:
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git clone
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Edit both branches simultaneously
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If not, but has roomate:
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git add Roommate
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git push
, git pull
, git push
, git pull
, git push
, git pull
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If unable to perform,
git blame
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git help
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Do not
commit
changes
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If money is transferred afterwards,
git clean
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git fast-export
Created by Matthew Congrove / Brian Franklin